Scooting Across Town... Ten Reasons to Own a Scooter

1. Appear super HIP
2. SKIP getting into a hot sunbathed vehicle where you are gasping for air until you get the windows rolled down or the AC cranked full blast
3. GASOLINE... no more paying an arm and leg to simply fuel up each week... good cuz you might need to keep those; I mean they do come in handy every so often
4. Feel the WIND blowing through your hair and the natural SUNLIGHT kissing your skin... we could all use a little more vitamin D right
5. Use very little STORAGE space to lock it up and keep it safe
6. A good WASHING can be completed in no time
7. Gotta love the DINKY license plate
8. Always makes for good CONVERSATION
9. Get to park in the COMPACT parking spaces which are always located towards the front of the lot
10. Much QUICKER than a bicycle

Potty Training Revolutionalized

Do you find this picture quite disturbing in the least? I came across this on Facebook one day. This is what one individual had to say about it: [Justin] "Oh my, the problems are endless. This child is being forced to stay there until "something happens" I assume...note the leg cuffs, the only thing moving in this picture will be his bowels! Secondly, it appears he will eventually poop his own pants, as he is stuck in this contraption fully clothed." And might I add, thirdly, doesn't this boy look a little too old to be in this stage still.